RHONJ Teresa bankrupt but Shopping
Bankrupt but shopping?
This week on RHONJ Teresa was still spending like crazy in Venice. First she ditched the guys ’cause she had to skootch on her heels to find Chanel. Which as Caroline dryly stated – there is a Chanel store right in NYC where they can shop everyday. But did this deter Teresa? NO. But amazingly enough Chanel was closed – shop owners apparently close the entire store to have lunch. Now I know this is true for little shops, but Chanel closing down for the lunch hour? Is this true? So Teresa manages to go into a jewelry store to buy some humongous green ring – not really sure what kind of stones it was, but hopefully, it was costume jewelry – isn’t Teresa supposed to be bankrupt?
Anyway, I normally like Teresa a lot, but during this Venice vacation, she was a tad annoying – insisting on doing what she wanted regardless of what anyone else wanted, even dumping her kids on Caroline and Albert for the day. But it was her non stop chattering that was over the top this week. Teresa was so busy talking that she almost bonked her head going under the bridge on the gondola – she needs to pay attention and sit down on the gondola! Uh oh – don’t tell Teresa I said that. Don’t want her flipping tables again.
And Joe. Joe looked super stressed. OK, Teresa and Joe filed for bankruptcy, and now here they are in Venice having what appears to be a very expensive vacation. Well I guess they also have to get over the stress of Joe being pulled over for driving under the influence. Joe’s story, and he’s sticking to it, is that he was really tired and he took a REALLY BIG YAWN and that’s what made him swipe 4 trees and crash his car. Joe’s story continues that he was so stressed afterwards that he walked to a (friend? relative?) house right from the accident and downed 3 or 4 scotches. And THAT’S when the police came and gave him the breathalyzer which of course Joe failed.
Oh Really! Well stranger things have happened and I guess we’ll have to let the New Jersey Police decide this one.
In the meantime, enjoy a Ciroc Blue Ocean cocktail (pg. 122 Sandra Lee semi-homemade Cocktail Time) and then tell me if you think Joe yawned or maybe passed out a little bit.
T-Cee
Well, sis, you know I love Teresa. Just want to clear a couple of things for you-Bravo paid for the trip to Italy, so that’s off their list and according to her blog, her father-in-law bought the ring. I personally LOVED this episode cause there was so little Danielle. Definitely decided that if they don’t dump Danielle, I’m out of Jersey next season!
I did just see on Teresa’s blog that the ring was glass and that her father in law bought it. I’m glad that Bravo paid for the trip to Italy. I did not know that.
As Teresa would say ….. Thank you
And I’m totally with you on the Danielle thing – I have a feeling Danielle will be out and Dina will be back in. Hopefully Teresa and Joe can straighten out their finances enough to participate in the show. did you see that Teresa is making a bid to be on Dancing with the Stars??