Last night’s RHONJ focused on the runway of Fashion Week as the spawn of Cat Fighting Teresa and Danielle did their mama’s proud.

Teresa couldn’t have been prouder or happier for Gia. But seriously, could that shopping trip have been any more over the top? $1,900?? Oh well, Teresa just effused happiness for Gia, which is more than you can say for Danielle. Yes, Danielle was happy. Happy for Danielle.

Who didn’t feel bad for Christine as Danielle stood watch over her modeling lesson, glaring at her the whole time? And really, all Danielle can think about is how she will be traveling to places like Rome?? And how Danielle could have been a different person if she had the opportunities that Christine has? Pah-leeeze! Christine will have the same opportunities to make her own bad decisions – it’s Danielle’s turn to grow up and focus on her daughter – and quit focusing on what her daughter can do for her!

And Dina – take a cue from Caroline and show up to support your niece Gia!  What a disappointment your ‘no show’ was. Dina, I love your jersey girl attitude of past episodes – DON’T turn into a sage burning/sniffing shrinking violet!!!

Once again – the previews for next week look explosive – can’t wait! I’ll be there with a Semi-HomeTested cocktail in hand.  This week I tried Don’s Delight.