Finally! Some real housewives talk. When Teresa takes Gia to her audition and Teresa is in the waiting room with the other stage moms (and dads), she starts trouble the way the rest of us do.

By bragging on her kid. But not just bragging – bragging without realizing that she is trashing the other kids. “my Gia knows all her lines… my Gia has great grades…”. Don’t misunderstand, there’s nothing really wrong with what Teresa said, it’s just that when you watch the other parents while Teresa is putting the halo on Gia, you can see that they are taken aback! Their faces are saying ‘who the heck do you think you are’ and ‘crap… my kid doesn’t do everything perfect like that’.

Actually, the camera zeroed in on one dad rolling his eyes at Teresa – that pretty much summed up his belief in kids walking on water!

So take a lesson Danielle!!! You don’t need thugs to create drama! People can get upset over pretty much nothing.

And Dina created some pretty good drama too. I have to say, I would have said what I had to say to a person like Danielle on the phone and been done with it, but that doesn’t make for good TV. So off they go to a nice restaurant. Danielle with her paroled James Cagney wanna be bodyguard and Dina with her beautiful accessories (Dina really looks great doesn’t she?). I thought what Dina said was perfect. Her mistake was she didn’t get up and leave right after that.

Then it started to get pissy. I guess because it finally dawned on Danielle that Dina wasn’t there to apologize. So, we leave them this week, pointing into each others faces and hissing ‘no you listen to me’…

I am going to say that throughout this episode, I really enjoyed the (Ms. Sandra Lee semi-homemade Cocktail Time) Watermelon Splash cocktail. Try it next week!